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I'm in a meeting and all my flow charts point to this car.  Well actually I'm watching football but realized I have yet to cover the winning 1 series.  Whether you choose the hardtop or convertible version you can't go wrong.  It's just a matter of choice, Mr. Anderson.  The tight lines are what make the car for me, even rivaling the stock 3 Series in terms of view from the curb.  Driver reviews state that it rides a little heavy, but from my experience that just makes it easier to cut into the curves (highly recommended).  I saw one on the street last week and it spoke to me.  It said, "I have arrived."  Well played.

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This spy shoot just hit the web.  These fortunate video bloggers caught a trio of 6 series prototypes out on a high-speed test run.  "Oh, we'll just drive up and down the autobahn near the factory until we catch...   WAIT, THERE THEY ARE!!  FLOOR IT!!!"  I bet they fish Marlin when they aren't blogging 'der websitez'. Some people are speculating this was setup by BMW's Viral Marketing arm.  What do you think?  Voice your opinion today in our comment section.

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Churn baby churn.  I am feeling like a kid on Christmas morning with the news that one of the #conceptcars I have hawked BMW for recently is going into production.  Set for debut in 2012, the Grand Coupe, which was first shown at the Bejing Auto Show and seemed so far far away,  will be crowned with an "8" designation and will have all the agility, mobility, and hostility that that number breeds. Napalm in the morning for the drive in to the office.

The new 2011 BMW Z4 sDrive35is ("The what?").  Full auto convertible.  Uses real gas.  Burns good rubber.  A nice addition to the family, but I am going to pass on this one.  The "M" price without the "M" is a deal breaker for me.  Yes, it matters that much.

Check this Yay-hoo out.  He's calling it "Chick Car" & "D-Bag Car" in the same breath, talking about stripper's rumps and drinking ice cold wine...  I was waiting for him to drop a few F-Bombs to sum up his review.

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(11/1/09)

Ask for a 6 series, get a 6 series.  Here is American TV star and all around hot bit of rough Jaime Pressly on the town a couple of days ago.  Maybe she heard I was looking for one. Too bad about the ticket, though.

Watashi no namae wa "Petrolone".  Hajimemashite?

Every, I mean EVERY BMW owner I've ever known has broken the fragile cupholders at least once. Finally someone has gotten around to addressing this issue.  The ticket can be cashed here.

Congrats to the BMW/Oracle on winning the 1851 Isle of Wight Cup replay.  Sounds like more a soccer game with a rock concert at the half, but kudos nonetheless.

Hell, for that matter, where are all of the mini-ballers?  I know lots of you newly minted shot callers are most likely rolling Porsches for show and Bentleys for dough, but I've scoured the net and can't find one brother flossing his Bimmer on Youtube, Facebook, Liveleak, or any of the other major vanity sites. Come on, Son!  Trying not to get spotted, FOR WHATEVER REASON? Give me something to work with. Let your lady roll the 6 series next time she goes to the gym so we can get a HQ photo.

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